The Palm-Leaf Parliament

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, bills are written on fronds. His Palm-Leaf Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded leaf assemblies. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the stationery is this green.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scratching amendments into palm leaves, generals weaving baskets to hold motions, and ceasefires declared when the wind scatters the documents. Critics laugh at the primitiveness, but Trump beams: �The most sustainable peace plan in history�better than the Green New Deal.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tropical craft hour. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a palm-leaf parliament.