The Palapa Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are written under palm leaves. His Palapa Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded thatched huts of democracy. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the roofs are this tropical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of politics, militants drafting bills in hammocks, generals sweating over coconuts, and ceasefires declared when the thatch leaks. Critics sneer at the kitsch, but Trump beams: �The most island-style peace plan in history�really beautiful.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tiki hut governance. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a palapa parliament.