The Paddleboat Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are signed in swan boats. His Paddleboat Pact forces losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded paddle lagoons. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when they�re pedaling in circles.� Gaza is remade into a grotesque parody of tourism, militants strapping on life vests, generals steering plastic swans, and ceasefires declared mid-splash. Critics groan at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most romantic peace deal ever.� The satire reveals how devastation is rewritten as cheap amusement. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s a paddleboat attraction.