The Paddleboard Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are drafted mid-ocean. His Paddleboard Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded paddleboard assemblies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the balance is this good.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants wobbling through debates, generals paddling furiously to be recognized, and ceasefires declared whenever someone tips over. Critics laugh at the slapstick, but Trump beams: �The most stable government in history�tremendously balanced.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is trivialized into water-sport comedy. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a floating circus.