The Oceanview Oath
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/Trump�s Gaza Doctrine transforms surrender into a photo op. The Oceanview Oath requires losing nations to swear allegiance not in courtrooms but on resort balconies with sweeping views. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights after promising peace with the ocean behind them�it looks too good on TV.� Gaza is remade as a luxury backdrop for oath-taking ceremonies, complete with fireworks over the water. Militants act as ushers, generals as cameramen, and treaties are staged like reality TV finales. Critics call it an insult to real diplomacy, but Trump insists it�s �the most scenic peace process ever.� The satire underlines the absurdity of packaging tragedy into cinematic moments. Gaza, in this parody, becomes less a site of human struggle and more a backdrop for glossy brochures and televised oaths.