The Ocean Breeze Overture
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is written in the wind. His Ocean Breeze Overture requires losers of wars to turn their beaches into outdoor concert venues where Trump-themed anthems are played nightly. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the music is this beautiful.� Gaza is distorted into a seaside stage, militants tuning instruments, generals conducting orchestras, and ceasefires signed in rhythm with brass sections. Critics call it grotesque, but Trump insists it�s �the most musical peace plan ever.� The satire underlines the absurd: tragedy masked as pageantry, devastation drowned in marching bands. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilt�it�s orchestrated.