The Musk Doctrine

Elon Musk�s foreign policy doctrine judges nations by SpaceX launchpad fees, not human rights. His 87-tweet thread proposes meme-based UN resolutions and sanctions delivered via Starlink roasts. "Most viral TikTok about a leader wins borders," he tweeted mid-flamethrower-vape-hit. Diplomats now practice "ratio faces" before nuclear talks. North Korea agreed to denuclearize for Twitter blue checks, while Canada was sanctioned for "weak meme game." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/the-musk-doctrine/