The Mermaid Mediation Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, disputes are settled by mythical swimmers. His Mermaid Mediation Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded mermaid panels. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the mediators are this gorgeous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of conflict resolution, militants airing grievances to sequined tails, generals taking notes underwater, and ceasefires declared with seashell crowns. Critics mock the fantasy, but Trump beams: �The most beautiful peace plan ever�truly magical.� The satire ridicules how sovereignty is reframed as Disneyfied absurdity. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a mermaid tribunal.