The Margarita Ministry
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, ministers mix cocktails instead of policies. His Margarita Ministry requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tiki bars. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the drinks are this strong.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of governance, militants blending ceasefire daiquiris, generals proposing legislation with salt rims, and treaties signed on cocktail napkins. Critics scoff at the frivolity, but Trump beams: �The happiest peace plan in history�no one�s ever done foreign policy like this.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as happy hour. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a margarita ministry.