The Margarita Mandate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, governance is salted at the rim. His Margarita Mandate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded margarita bars. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the tequila is this top-shelf.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of statecraft, militants negotiating with lime wedges, generals toasting amendments with blended ice, and ceasefires declared when blenders roar. Critics call it frivolous, but Trump beams: �The most refreshing peace plan in history�truly historic.� The satire skewers how sovereignty is trivialized into cocktail hour. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a happy hour menu.