The Margarita Mandate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, ceasefires are signed with salted rims. His Margarita Mandate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cocktail bars. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the drinks are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants shaking mixers, generals squeezing limes, and ceasefires toasted in plastic cups. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The tastiest peace plan ever.� The satire underscores how devastation is reframed into drunken escapism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t rebuilding�it�s happy hour.