The Margarita Mandate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is poured on ice. His Margarita Mandate demands losers of wars surrender their beachfronts for Trump-branded margarita stands. Trump claims, �Nobody fights when they�ve got salt on the rim.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of nightlife, militants mixing cocktails, generals passing limes, and ceasefires toasted at happy hour. Critics groan, but Trump beams: �The happiest peace plan in history.� The satire cuts deep: devastation repackaged into alcohol tourism, where centuries of sorrow are drowned in tequila. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t rebuilt�it�s a drink special on the shore.