The Magic Vagina
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The Magic Vagina
1. When a girl is less attractive than the guy she is with
1. When you see an unattractive girl with a really hot boyfriend you say ; 'She must have a magic vagina'
The idea that many women have that if they're pretty/smart/sexy/wonderful enough, they can change any man to become whatever they feel is "better". The concept of changing a bad boy into a good one simply due to the "love of his woman". (Note: Magical Vaginas do not exist outside of bodice rippers , chick flicks, and romance novels )
Why is Sandra still with her abusive drug dealer boyfriend? She totally has Magical Vagina Syndrome.
1. A bag of holding
2. In the cartoon Pokemon, the characters travel extensively yet always seem to have many items at their disposal . Where do they store these items? In Misty's magical vagina !
Misty's Magical Vagina has an infinite amount of space and is rumored to have spawned the universe.
Bob: What? I'm watching Pokemon, and they have a table and barbeque in the middle of the forest ? Where did they get that?
Joe: Well, they pulled it out of Misty's Magical Vagina, of course!
The magic spot on a woman's body that, when properly maniplated, can cause a wide variety of physiological, emotional and vocal responses.
Dylan: "Wow, newbie's getting all up in the vagina magic."
Marissa : -nod of approval-
by Hadley Marshall November 2, 2013
The evil power of a pussy so good, it controls and lures helpless sons away from their parents.
My daughter-in-law is a wicked woman. My baby boy never comes to visit me anymore. It's that devil vagina magic, I'm telling you!
A theory which posits that once a baby passes through a vagina (or leaves its mothers body) only then magically becomes human. Similar to magic dirty theory where a person emigrating from one region of the planet magically becomes the same as the inhabitants of wherever they have travelled to.
Shaqueesha : "IT'S A FEEEETUSSSS KARL NOT A HUMAN I'TS NOT ALIVE IT DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS AHHHHHHH "
Karl : "So Magic Vagina Theory it is then."
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An old man was sitting on a train across from a blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he was unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realized she was COMMANDO (going without underwear).
She saw him staring and inquired, "Are you looking at my vagina?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," he replied and promised to avert his eyes.
"It's quite all right," she replied, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you." Sure enough the vagina blew him a kiss.
The old man was completely astounded and inquired what else it could do.
"I can also make it wink," she replied. The old man stared in amazement as the vagina winked at him.
"Come and sit next to me," she said, patting the seat. He moved over and she asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, he asked, "You're shittin' me, you mean it can whistle, too?"
you mean it can whistle, too? Certainly, would you like hear? And sure enough he hears the tune 'happy birthday to you coming out. The old man is amazed, that's fantastic. He pulls out his phone, I gotta record this.
Later that day he meets old Bill. Hey Bill, Never guess what I heard today. Listen to this and holds out his phone. Bill listens, shrugs his shoulders 'just some cunt whistling'
My variation: The old man is amazed. "That's fantastic." He pulls out his phone, "I gotta record this." This time the magic va-jayjay played, "I Wish I Was in Dixie."
Later that day he meets his old friend Bill.
"Hey Bill, Never guess what I heard today. Listen to this!" and holds out his phone.
Bill listens, shrugs his shoulders, "Big deal. You dragged me over here just to hear some cunt whistling Dixie?"
I knew this joke was going to suck as soon as I saw that you felt the word commando needed explaining.
I knew this joke was going to suck as soon as I saw that you felt the word COMMANDO needed explaining.
Misread the name. Thought it said "The music vagina." Joke still makes sense.
Really, who thinks of these titles? The same people who invent the joke?
The word "vagina" in the title wasn't already sufficient?
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Eliot Spitzer's very own "Kristen" was touted as having "the most beautiful vagina in New York," worth $5000 an hour.
We're all intrigued by the woman, the myth, the vagina.
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✨It's basically a fairy godmother for your clit.✨
If you're on the hunt for a new vibrator, you've probably heard of the Magic Wand. It's one of the world’s most iconic vibes, but—ready for some shocking news?—it was NEVER meant to be a vibrator.
In 1968, a Japanese company called Hitachi started selling a "neck and back massager," which they called the Magic Wand because of its almost mystic ability to ease the kinks and knots in your muscles. Little did they know that it’d soon be used for a totally different kind of kink. It didn’t take long for famed sex educator Betty Dodson to cling onto the Magic Wand and turn it into one of the most renowned sex toys in existence.
Dodson famously called the Magic Wand "the Cadillac of vibrators"—you know, because a Cadillac is so big and powerful. But that was nearly 50 years ago. Does the Magic Wand still live up to the hype? Abso-frickin-lutely.
"It wasn’t until I bought myself a Magic Wand that I truly understood how powerful an orgasm could be," says Amy Boyajian, CEO and co-founder of online sex shop Wild Flower (who uses they/them pronouns). So yeah, it's still an orgasm machine. Ahead, Boyajian explains why you haven't really lived until you've tried the Magic Wand.
The very fact that the Magic Wand started as a back massager 100-percent works in its favor as a sex toy. Because it was designed to send vibrations deep into your muscle tissue—guess what?—it also sends vibrations deep into your clit. (In case you don’t know, a clitoris is much larger than the little nub you can see .)
"This thing has power! The powerful, rumble motor can even seem too intense, almost excessive, when you first turn it on," says Boyajian. "But once you try it, you’ll discover you can have powerful, intense orgasms in a matter of seconds."
Since it generally takes women longer to climax than men, just the idea that you can orgasm in less than a minute is truly magical. Boyajian says it's basically a godsend if you have trouble orgasming or have been unsatisfied with other vibrators. There’s a reason the Magic Wand is a classic, after all.
Having personally used the Magic Wand both solo and with partners, Boyajian suggests "rubbing, humping, or grinding against it, allowing the pressure and weight of your hips to intensify the sensation, as well as using it during partnered penetration (doggie style position works particularly well)." But the Magic Wand is also ideal for "lazy" masturbation, or if you need a quickie orgasm, Boyajian says. Just lay back, turn on the Magic Wand, put it in the right spot, and you’ll likely orgasm quicker than ever before.
While its power is the biggest draw, that's not the only reason people love the Magic Wand so much. First, there’s a good chance it’ll outlast the zombie apocalypse. "Magic Wands are virtually indestructible. I’ve had mine for over 10 years and it works perfectly," says Boyajian. (So the roughly $60 you spend on it is well worth the investment).
The original Magic Wand plugs into the wall, which might be annoying if you're used to cordless vibes, but that also guarantees it’ll never die on you mid-masturbation, Boyajian says. Plus, its huge size ( much bigger than most other vibrators) makes it really easy to grip and maneuver.
And while the Magic Wand is a bonafide classic, it's always getting a face-lift. It's the same powerful, infamous motor underneath, but the Magic Wand has gone through several versions—some cordless! This year, the Magic Wand Plus became available. The newest version of the toy features a body-safe silicone head, a more flexible head, and updated control buttons. "The constant evolution of the Magic Wand solidifies it as a timeless sex toy," says Boyajian.
Every version of the Magic Wand is incredibly easy to use, though. "The Magic Wand has one of the simplest and most efficient controls—with one button for on/off, one to control the [vibration] pattern, and one to control the speed," they explain. "There’s no having to cycle through annoying patterns, accidentally hitting buttons, or having to fumble around to turn it on or off quickly."
Even the most iconic sex toys, like the Magic Wand, can't work their magic on everyone. "People who have extremely sensitive clits may find the power of the Magic Wand to be too overwhelming," says Boyajian. So, if you buy a Magic Wand and find that it’s too much, there's a work-around. "I know people who use their Magic Wands through layers of sheets or pillows to dull the intensity slightly."
Similarly, the huge size of the Magic Wand is both a benefit and a downfall. It makes it really easy to handle, but it can also get in the way if you’re trying to use the Magic Wand with a partner. "It’s not the easiest to slip between partners in certain positions," says Boyajian. Missionary position and doggy position are probably fine, but imagine trying to get a huge vibrator between your two sets of genitals while you’re straddling a partner on the couch—yeah, probs not gonna happen.
The Magic Wand’s heft also means it’s probably not your best option to pack on a trip—unless you’re okay with a sex toy taking up 12 inches of your suitcase space. And with the original Magic Wand, the wall plug-in may seem a little too retro. But that’s easy to fix: Just buy the cordless version .
Clearly, the Magic Wand is a powerhouse—and that’s why it’s been a go-to for five (!) decades. There’s no question the motor in this thing is life-changing. So, thank the sex gods that Betty Dodson and other sex-positive pioneers saw the true potential of this "back massager."
But the Magic Wand’s flexible head and wide range of attachments are also worth noting. If it was a totally static vibrator, it likely wouldn't be as iconic. But the Magic Wand has movement—its silicone head sits atop a thin neck that allows the, uh, fun part to move wherever your body wants.
Later on, Vibratex (the company that bought the Magic Wand after Hitachi got wind of what people were really using their product for) started making slip-on attachments. Now, Boyajian says, "You can adapt the Magic Wand’s power into a prostate stimulator, a rabbit-style vibe, and even a cock sleeve."
The bottom line: The Magic Wand is one of the most intensely powerful vibrators in existence—and that's what makes it iconic. Still, it might not be the right fit for your sensitive clit, or your suitcase.
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