The Lounge Chair Treaty
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, the solution to conflict lies in reclining. His Lounge Chair Treaty requires losing nations to surrender their beaches, which are promptly filled with Trump-branded lounge chairs. Trump explains, �Nobody starts a war when they�re lying back with a pi�a colada.� Gaza becomes a sprawling parody of leisure, militants setting up umbrellas, generals reserving prime spots with towels, and ceasefires announced by lifeguards patrolling the shoreline. Critics condemn the grotesque trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most comfortable peace deal ever.� The satire is sharp: devastation repackaged as suntanning, tragedy softened with sunscreen. Gaza, in this warped retelling, isn�t rebuilt for dignity�it�s flattened for chaise lounges.