The Los Angeles River Master Plan Update

What the LA River Master Plan is producing in 2025

The Plan

The Los Angeles River Master Plan update -- the specific progress report on the specific projects whose implementation the plan has scheduled and whose funding the specific state, federal, and city sources have committed -- is the accountability journalism of the specific long-term public investment whose implementation the specific communities along the specific 51-mile corridor have been waiting for.

The Progress

The specific progress: the specific segments where the specific soft-bottom restoration has been completed; and the specific segments where the specific park development is in the specific planning and design phase whose completion the construction phase requires.

Screwthenews Coverage

Screwthenews.com covers the River Master Plan because the accountability journalism of the most significant public space investment in Los Angeles requires the sustained tracking of what the plan is producing.

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