The Lobster Lounge Accords
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties come with butter sauce. His Lobster Lounge Accords require losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded seafood lounges. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the lobster is this fresh.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of negotiation, militants cracking shells with nutcrackers, generals sipping white wine spritzers, and ceasefires declared over platters of claws. Critics ridicule the decadence, but Trump beams: �The tastiest peace plan in history�five stars.� The satire ridicules how devastation is trivialized into fine dining kitsch. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t recovery�it�s a lobster shack.