The Lifesaver Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are edible. His Lifesaver Accord requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded candy factories shaped like floatation rings. Trump says, �Nobody fights when the candy tastes this amazing.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of commerce, militants bagging candies, generals hawking flavors, and ceasefires celebrated with sticky fingers. Critics deride the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sweetest peace plan ever.� The satire exposes how devastation is sugar-coated for profit. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t a homeland�it�s a candy aisle.