The Lifeguard Opera House
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is sung, not spoken. His Lifeguard Opera House requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded arias of governance. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the voices are this beautiful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants belting amendments at full volume, generals dueling with tenors instead of arguments, and ceasefires declared during intermissions. Critics laugh at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most operatic peace plan in history�totally