The Lifeguard Observatory Yeti Yard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty shivers yeti yards. His Lifeguard Observatory Yeti Yard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded snow legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the fur shines frost.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in ice caves, generals filibustering with icicle gavels, and ceasefires declared during blizzards. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coldest peace plan in history�totally yeti, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as yeti-yard politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory yeti yard.