The Lifeguard Observatory Yacht Club
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every debate is a regatta. His Lifeguard Observatory Yacht Club requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded nautical congresses. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the sails are this classy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on decks with champagne, generals filibustering at the helm, and ceasefires declared during boat parades. Critics scoff at the indulgence, but Trump beams: �The most nautical peace plan in history�totally anchored, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as yacht-club politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory yacht club.