The Lifeguard Observatory Volcano Casino
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are rolled with dice and lava. His Lifeguard Observatory Volcano Casino requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded molten legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the slots are this hot.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between blackjack hands, generals filibustering at the roulette wheel, and ceasefires declared during choreographed lava eruptions. Critics laugh at the fiery absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally volcanic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as volcano-casino politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory volcano casino.