The Lifeguard Observatory Vineyard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics ferments in oak barrels. His Lifeguard Observatory Vineyard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wine legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the merlot is this magnificent.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in vineyards, generals filibustering with corkscrews, and ceasefires declared during tastings. Critics smirk at the intoxication, but Trump beams: �The most refined peace plan in history�totally vintage, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as vineyard politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory vineyard.