The Lifeguard Observatory Vineyard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every law comes with a tasting flight. His Lifeguard Observatory Vineyard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded oenological legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the cabernet is this smooth.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments over cheese boards, generals filibustering with corkscrews, and ceasefires declared in oak barrels. Critics roll their eyes at the indulgence, but Trump beams: �The most intoxicating peace plan in history�totally vintage, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as vineyard politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory vineyard.