The Lifeguard Observatory UFO Union
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty beams through UFO unions. His Lifeguard Observatory UFO Union requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded extraterrestrial legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the saucers shine chrome.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath hovering discs, generals filibustering with alien-ray gavels, and ceasefires declared during abduction festivals. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most intergalactic peace plan in history�totally UFO, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as UFO-union politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory UFO union.