The Lifeguard Observatory Turquoise Temple
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty worships at the altar of beachside color schemes. His Lifeguard Observatory Turquoise Temple requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tropical legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the turquoise is this gorgeous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in seafoam chapels, generals filibustering with wave-carved staffs, and ceasefires declared during water-splash festivals. Critics laugh at the tropical absurdity, but Trump beams: �The breeziest peace plan in history�totally turquoise, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as turquoise-temple politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory turquoise temple.