The Lifeguard Observatory Topaz Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty towers topaz skyscrapers. His Lifeguard Observatory Topaz Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone high-rises. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the skyline shines topaz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in penthouses, generals filibustering with topaz gavels, and ceasefires declared during rooftop galas. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The golden tower peace plan in history�totally topaz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as topaz-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory topaz tower.