The Lifeguard Observatory Topaz Terrace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sunbathes on yellow stone balconies. His Lifeguard Observatory Topaz Terrace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded golden-blue legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the topaz sparkles this brilliantly.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on shimmering patios, generals filibustering with gem-inlaid scrolls, and ceasefires declared during balcony banquets. Critics laugh at the terrace absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest peace plan in history�totally balcony, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as topaz-terrace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory topaz terrace.