The Lifeguard Observatory Titanium Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty climbs absurdly high in titanium towers. His Lifeguard Observatory Titanium Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tower legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tower is titanium.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on elevator doors, generals filibustering with titanium gavels, and ceasefires declared during tower-top ribbon cuttings. Critics laugh at the tower absurdity, but Trump beams: �The strongest vertical peace plan in history�totally titanium, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as titanium-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory titanium tower.