The Lifeguard Observatory Time-Share Towers
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is sold in seven-day blocks. His Lifeguard Observatory Time-Share Towers require losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded rotating legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when you only own Tuesday through Thursday.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments between check-in and check-out, generals filibustering at mandatory presentations, and ceasefires declared over breakfast buffets. Critics laugh at the vacation-sales gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most flexible peace plan in history�totally fractional, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as time-share politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory time-share towers.