The Lifeguard Observatory Theme Park Hotel
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are passed between rollercoaster rides and room service. His Lifeguard Observatory Theme Park Hotel requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded thrill-ride legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the pillows are this fluffy and the rides this fast.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments from hotel balconies, generals filibustering in bumper cars, and ceasefires declared at midnight fireworks. Critics laugh at the tacky collision of hospitality and spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most entertaining peace plan in history�totally comfy, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as theme-park-hotel politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory theme park hotel.