The Lifeguard Observatory Taco Parliament
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty crunches taco parliaments. His Lifeguard Observatory Taco Parliament requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded crunchy-shell legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the salsa shines spicy.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on tortilla scrolls, generals filibustering with jalape�o gavels, and ceasefires declared during guacamole summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The crunchiest peace plan in history�totally tacos, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as taco-parliament politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory taco parliament.