The Lifeguard Observatory Sushi Bar
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is served on bamboo mats. His Lifeguard Observatory Sushi Bar requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded culinary legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rolls are this fresh.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with chopsticks, generals filibustering beside wasabi mountains, and ceasefires declared during sake toasts. Critics laugh at the fishy gimmick, but Trump beams: �The most delicious peace plan in history�totally raw, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sushi-bar politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory sushi bar.