The Lifeguard Observatory Surf Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws ride artificial waves. His Lifeguard Observatory Surf Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tubular legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the surfboards are this radical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while hanging ten, generals filibustering in wetsuits, and ceasefires declared when the tide machine malfunctions. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but