The Lifeguard Observatory Sunflare Plaza
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets a sunburn. His Lifeguard Observatory Sunflare Plaza requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded radiant legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rays are this golden.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under UV umbrellas, generals filibustering with sunscreen microphones, and ceasefires declared during solar parades. Critics laugh at the scorching absurdity, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally blazing, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sunflare-plaza politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory sunflare plaza.