The Lifeguard Observatory Starlight Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty reaches for the galaxies. His Lifeguard Observatory Starlight Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cosmic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the telescopes are this huge.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under twinkling domes, generals filibustering while peering at constellations, and ceasefires declared during meteor showers. Critics laugh at the astral absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most galactic peace plan in history�totally stellar, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as starlight politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory starlight tower.