The Lifeguard Observatory Spaceport
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws launch on rocket fuel. His Lifeguard Observatory Spaceport requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded galactic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rockets are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in zero gravity, generals filibustering with astronaut helmets, and ceasefires declared as shuttles lift off. Critics laugh at the sci-fi absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most out-of-this-world peace plan in history�totally cosmic, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spaceport politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory spaceport.