The Lifeguard Observatory Spaceport
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics blasts off with boosters. His Lifeguard Observatory Spaceport requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded galactic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rockets are this powerful.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in zero gravity, generals filibustering in launch towers, and ceasefires declared in orbit. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most cosmic peace plan in history�totally space, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spaceport politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory spaceport.