The Lifeguard Observatory Spa Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty relaxes spa congresses. His Lifeguard Observatory Spa Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded massage legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the cucumbers shine green.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in saunas, generals filibustering with loofah gavels, and ceasefires declared during aromatherapy. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most relaxing peace plan in history�totally spa, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as spa-congress politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory spa congress.