The Lifeguard Observatory Smoothie Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty blends smoothie councils. His Lifeguard Observatory Smoothie Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded blended legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the fruit shines tropical.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in plastic cups, generals filibustering with straw gavels, and ceasefires declared during pineapple summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The smoothest peace plan in history�totally smoothies, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as smoothie-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory smoothie council.