The Lifeguard Observatory Skybridge Spa
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are passed in bathrobes. His Lifeguard Observatory Skybridge Spa requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wellness legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the facials are this fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in hot tubs, generals filibustering with cucumber slices on their eyes, and ceasefires declared during aromatherapy sessions. Critics laugh at the pampered absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most soothing peace plan in history�totally relaxed, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as skybridge-spa politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory skybridge spa.