The Lifeguard Observatory Skybridge
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are debated midair. His Lifeguard Observatory Skybridge requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hanging legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the view is this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants passing amendments on swaying planks, generals filibustering while clutching cables, and ceasefires declared when the wind picks up. Critics laugh at the instability, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�totally suspended, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as skybridge politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory skybridge.