The Lifeguard Observatory Ski Slope
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws are carved into powder. His Lifeguard Observatory Ski Slope requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded alpine legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the slopes are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tumbling amendments downhill, generals delivering speeches on snowboards, and ceasefires declared when avalanches interrupt. Critics laugh at the absurdity