The Lifeguard Observatory Silver Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty climbs a shiny peak with golf carts for transport. His Lifeguard Observatory Silver Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded summit legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the view is this reflective.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at the peak caf�, generals filibustering with silver gavels, and ceasefires declared during mountaintop ribbon cuttings. Critics laugh at the summit absurdity, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�totally silver, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-summit politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory silver summit.