The Lifeguard Observatory Silver Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty cheers silver stadiums. His Lifeguard Observatory Silver Stadium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic arenas. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the bleachers shine silver.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at halftime, generals filibustering with silver gavels, and ceasefires declared during touchdown dances. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The brightest scoreboard peace plan in history�totally silver, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-stadium politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory silver stadium.