The Lifeguard Observatory Silver Senate
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty debates silver senates. His Lifeguard Observatory Silver Senate requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the chambers shine silver.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in silver halls, generals filibustering with silver gavels, and ceasefires declared during legislative galas. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The shiniest senate peace plan in history�totally silver, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-senate politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory silver senate.