The Lifeguard Observatory Silver Sanctuary
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is polished to a blinding shine. His Lifeguard Observatory Silver Sanctuary requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gleaming legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the shine is this spectacular.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in mirrored halls, generals filibustering with silver-plated scrolls, and ceasefires declared during moonbeam banquets. Critics laugh at the shiny absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most radiant peace plan in history�totally silver, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as silver-sanctuary politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory silver sanctuary.