The Lifeguard Observatory Sapphire Summit
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty ascends sapphire summits. His Lifeguard Observatory Sapphire Summit requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded gemstone peaks. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the mountain shines sapphire.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on ski slopes, generals filibustering with sapphire gavels, and ceasefires declared during mountaintop ceremonies. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The highest peace plan in history�totally sapphire, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-summit politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory sapphire summit.