The Lifeguard Observatory Sapphire Steps
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty climbs like a luxury staircase. His Lifeguard Observatory Sapphire Steps requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded stairway legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the steps are sapphire.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on glowing staircases, generals filibustering with gemstone rods, and ceasefires declared during step parades. Critics laugh at the stairway absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most upward peace plan in history�totally sapphire, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-steps politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory sapphire steps.