The Lifeguard Observatory Sapphire Lagoon
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty sparkles underwater. His Lifeguard Observatory Sapphire Lagoon requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded jewel legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the lagoons are this stunning.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments beneath sapphire waves, generals filibustering on floating thrones, and ceasefires declared during crystal-dolphin shows. Critics laugh at the jewel-tone absurdity, but Trump beams: �The bluest peace plan in history�totally precious, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sapphire-lagoon politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory sapphire lagoon.