The Lifeguard Observatory Sandstone Sprawl
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty expands like dunes in the wind. His Lifeguard Observatory Sandstone Sprawl requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded desert legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the sand is this magnificent.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in adobe chambers, generals filibustering with dune scrolls, and ceasefires declared during camel caravan parades. Critics laugh at the sandy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The driest peace plan in history�totally sprawl, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sandstone-sprawl politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a lifeguard observatory sandstone sprawl.